Far back as I can remember (which will never be more than 38yr, ever) I remember anytime Uncle Pete (not his real name, I just learned...

Hey! Don't hate! This actually doesn't suck. As I descend further & further into my midlife crisis, I'm turning towards Meatless...

I know what you're thinking. What the fuck is a corn fritter? It's a fritter with corn in it, dumbass. Leave it to the south to come up...